This is what happens when you tell your cat your password

Haha! It is me, The Chairman Meow! Bet you thought "Chaing Kai Boroson" was going to tell you about mutual funds or something, right?

Nope!

I'm here to tell you that I want to go outside! I mean inside! Outside Inside! Inside Outside! What's so great about being outside inside?

It's warm filled with rodents annoying to those big freak hairless bipeds!

Now give me some catnip and I'll go away!