Sunday, May 07, 2006

Bad Things

1--I stuck the expensive bag of dry catfood in the oven, to keep the cats from attacking it--you can guess what happened--yes, someone turned on the oven without looking inside--cats weren't interested in fried catfood--

2--I got a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt--I bet it costs a fortune! (I hate wearing seatbelts)--

3--I misread the directions to West Point, got so far off course, I decided to give up--missed a lecture--

4--Didn't do enough work...started cleaning gutters (a mess!)...started on book (difficult!)... but not enough--

5--OK, something good--the Yankees won!!!