Good joke!

Young man decides to enter a monastery.

He agrees to abide by a vow of silence.

The rules: Every 10 years, he is allowed to say two words.

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Ten years go by.

A monk comes over to him and asks:

What are your two words?

Fellow says: BED HARD!

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Another ten years go by.

Monk asks him: What are your two words?

Fellow replies: FOOD COLD!

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Another ten years go by.

The monk asks: What are your two words?

Fellow answers: I QUIT!

Replies the monk:



Well, I'm not surprised! Ever since you got here, all you've done is

bitch bitch bitch!