Saturday, July 01, 2006

Stand-Up Comic

A local social group has announced a comedy night. Anyone, even someone without experience, can volunteer to perform. So I have. I like to tell jokes.

"You can't just tell jokes," someone warns me.

But I'll have things to say between jokes. I'll talk about humor. And about the jokes themselves.

Which jokes?

I have six really good ones.

God tells woman she'll live to 100.

Priest catches big fish.

Man who wants to scuba-dive.

Competition to convert a bear.

Man who finds a magical lamp.

Jew from Minsk.

I'll tell one after another...and stop if I think interest is flagging.

No, this won't be the beginning of a new career for me. I'll quickly run out of good jokes!