A Card for Lorraine

I bought a funny card for Lorraine for her birthday.

Then, looking at other cards, I found one that showed an old lady with a donkey:

The card read, "Lorraine and her great big ass."

I laughed and laughed and decided that I had to buy it.

But then...talking to friends..I decided not to give it to her.

Lorraine comes to our party. Brings me a card. Adds that she actually saw a card with her name on it!


Was it....this? Yes, she said! So I could give it to her.