Nice Quotes
On Acting
Always remember before going on stage, wipe your nose and check your fly. -- Alec Guinness.
On American Dining Habits
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the fish. -- Henry Miller
On the Quality of TV Newspeople
Who is the loneliest monk? -- MTV news reporter Tabith Soren after interviewing Bill Clinton, who had said that his dream was to play the sax with Thelonious Monk.
The Open Mind
It does me no injury for my neighor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It nerither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. -- Thomas Jefferson
Always remember before going on stage, wipe your nose and check your fly. -- Alec Guinness.
On American Dining Habits
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the fish. -- Henry Miller
On the Quality of TV Newspeople
Who is the loneliest monk? -- MTV news reporter Tabith Soren after interviewing Bill Clinton, who had said that his dream was to play the sax with Thelonious Monk.
The Open Mind
It does me no injury for my neighor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It nerither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. -- Thomas Jefferson
posted by WarrenBoroson at 12:29 PM
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