Sunday, July 02, 2006

Nice Quotes

On Acting

Always remember before going on stage, wipe your nose and check your fly. -- Alec Guinness.

On American Dining Habits

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the fish. -- Henry Miller

On the Quality of TV Newspeople

Who is the loneliest monk? -- MTV news reporter Tabith Soren after interviewing Bill Clinton, who had said that his dream was to play the sax with Thelonious Monk.

The Open Mind

It does me no injury for my neighor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It nerither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. -- Thomas Jefferson