Oy

So, last night I voted.

I once registered as a Republican. To vote for a Republican named Anderson.

I thought that I had changed my registration.

I'm in the voting booth. I keep pressing the button for Clinton. Nothing happens.

I exit--the machine isn't working, I say.

You have to vote Republican, I'm told.

I voted for McCain.

Disgustedly.

But better than Huckabee or Romney.

I'd better stop making fun of those Floridians and their chads.