Monday, March 30, 2009

Opera Singer Meets Midget

On one occasion Florence Easton was engaged to sing the title role in Madama Butterfly in Washington, D.C., a place celebrated for the strictest child labor laws of any city in the country. The child ‘Trouble’ (Butterfly's son who appears only in the last act), is always recruited locally, and a resourceful stage manager from somewhere produced a midget. Nobody told Mme. Easton, lest she be a bit squeamish. It is customary for the child playing Trouble to be introduced to the soprano at the first intermission to get him (more often her) accustomed to the Japanese costume and makeup. Mme. Easton asked the traditional three questions:
"Would you like to go to the bathroom?" - "No".
"Would you like some chocolate?" - "No".
"How old are you?" - "Forty two" the little fellow piped up.

But this was nothing to Easton¹s confusion in the last act. When she pressed him to her ample bosom he didn¹t want to let go.


From Wikipedia's entry on Florence Easton

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Notes on Lotte Lehmann

Lehmann

Music critics have loved her--Toscanini called her the greatest artist in the world—Richard Strauss said her singing moved the stars—and that’s what’s engraved on her tombstone--
She was a smart, outspoken, funny and admirable woman—did everything from having lunch with Hermann Goering (there’s a biography of her called She Never Sang for Hitler) to having a wild affair with Toscanini—while both were married—

When he was 83, Toscanini actually made advances at her—“oh if only we can be alone!” She wrote with 3 exclamation points: “Can you imagine??? 83???”

She possessed a beautiful voice, an expressive voice, and she was an intelligent actress—but as a singer, she sang from the heart, and sometimes didn’t follow the score to the letter—she was once walking on the beach in Calif. with Schwarzkopf, and S, who was scrupulous in following the score, said, Did you enjoy singing? Of course! said Lehmann—I didn’t, said S—I could tell, Elizabeth, said Lehmann—

Germans call not following the score faithfully “swimming”—Strauss himself said, “I’d rather have Lehmann swim through my opera in that inspired way of hers than have anyone else, however precise.” (She had many famous friends—besides Strauss, Bruno Walter)

Born in Germany. As a youngster, she was expelled from music school—she hadn’t worked hard--the headmistress wrote her a long and nasty letter—none of my pupils has ever been a disappointment as you have—urged her to take up a more “practical” line of work”—Lotte kept the letter—

Later, when she had become famous, Goering wanted her to stay in Germany and sing there exclusively—and she refused—Hitler was reportedly enraged and forbade her to ever come to Germany again—
But she was so outspoken that she wrote: Of one thing I am certain: had I been foolish enough to stay in Germany I should have ended up in a concentration camp—by the way her husband’s children by a previous wife were Jewish, and Lotte helped them escape from Germany---

She was almost 46 when she made her Met opera debut—in 1934--

After retiring, she became a teacher—and among her pupils were Marilyn Horne, Jeanette MacDonald, Grace Bumbry, Eleanor Steber, Rose Bampton.

She also made a movie—Big City, with Margaret O’Brien, Danny Thomas, Robert Preston, George Murphy—I can’t get a copy of it, but here’s a song she sings in it (God bless America)—I used to think that Kate Smith rendition was incomparable, but I begin to like Lotte Lehmann’s version more and more—


She and Flagstad didn’t hit it off, altho sometimes they sang together—she praised Flagstad, but said her singing “fails to touch the heart”—
Another singer she didn’t get along with was Maria Jeritza, but no one got along with her—the Terror of Tenors--later, when the were both retired, they were on the radio pleasantly sharing memories—I’d love to hear that conversation—

She wasn’t all that competitive—said one singer sang Turandot better than she did—and after hearing Rosa Ponselle, she went outside to weep onthe stairs-- an admirer of hers—a Lehmanniac--came up and gushed about Lotte’s performance last week—her reply: “How can you say things like that when you have just heard ponselle sing?”

She had a sense of humor. At a party she gave two music critics gifts—a pot of honey and a pen, and a pair of rose-colored glasses--

She was a bit eccentric—Dame Judith Anderson, the actress, visited her and was surprised to see her take a teacake and break crumbs on her head—reason: a bluejay promptly came down and began eating the crumbs off her head—opera singers are sometimes strange—Mary Garden dressed as a man and tried to join the army--

She’s most famous for her portrayal of the aging countess in Rosenkavalier, the Marshallin—

By the way, she was not related to Lili Lehmann—who could have been her grandmother—

Lauritz Melchior sang with her often, and he said, you couldn’t know her without falling in love with her—

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The New Dentist

A line kept reverberating in my head:
"There are two patients ahead of you."
That's what a dental assistant told me as I waited to see my new dentist. My appointment was at 115pm, and in the waiting room was a meeting--of future dental hygienists. I was asked to sit outside, on the steps, until the dentist could see me. Two patients were supposedly ahead of me.
But I didn't see any patients leave. And where were they? I now see that it was a lie. To make me be patient--and to convey the notion that the dentist was very busy.

It had been a long time before I could get an appointment with Dentist One. My old dentist, who had retired, had recommended him, and Dentist One, an elderly fellow, introduced himself to me before I went in for my appointment. I figured this dentist was busy.
Strange: There were five or six dental assistants there, and they STARED at me. Why? Because, it occurred to me later, they hadn't seen a real patient in a long time. (There WAS a patient after me, though.)
The dentist who had retired later told me that a young dentist had just purchased the practice from Dentist One.
And it was the young dentist who saw me! No explanation why I wasn't seeing Dentist One.
The hygienist cleaned my teeth for around a half-hour, going way beneath my gums. (I have had regular cleanings with my former dentist.) She also said I needed two more visits--one to finish up my left side, one for my right.
And the young dentist found three cavities on the x-rays of my teeth.

I've had a prior experience of dealing with a dentist who bought a practice. Very expensive--she was trying to quickly pay off her purchase. She capped almost all my teeth. And when I asked her what it would cost, she never told me. The bill turned out to be over $3,000.

I suspect that this dentist is also quickly trying to pay off his purchase..

The bill for the visit, including xrays, was around $350.

I canceled my next appointment. I'll write & ask for the office to send me the xrays I paid for.

I need a new dentist.

POST SCRIPT: I wrote to this dentist, asking for my x-rays, and got them--

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Lehmann

I bought a CD of Lotte Lehmann giving singing lessons in 1961--at the age of 73--sort of singing the Marshallin's monologue from Rosenkavalier--screeching, she called it--(Strauss said she was the best Marshallin)

Then I found a performance she gave when she was young!

On Thurs, in a vocal music course I teach, I'll play the film, then the magical performance she gave 40 years before--

***

I'm excited about giving a talk about contraltos--today I heard Clara Butt--wow! an English woman 6 feet 2 with a powerful voice--what other great contraltos have there been? Louise Homer, Schumann-Heink, Podnes, Anderson...
and my favorite, Kathleen Ferrier--

Here's a list from Wikipedia--

Marietta Alboni (1826–1894)
Marian Anderson (1897–1993)
Irina Arkhipova (1925–)
Eula Beal (1919–2008)
Marianne Brandt (1842–1921)
Muriel Brunskill (1899–1980)
Clara Butt (1872–1936)
Lili Chookasian (1921–)
Belle Cole (1845–1905)
Kathleen Ferrier (1912–1953)
Maureen Forrester (1930–)
Louise Homer (1871–1947)
Gisela Litz (1922–)
Louise Kirkby Lunn (1873–1930)
Sigrid Onegin (1889–1943)
Ewa Podleś (1952–)
Marie Powers (1902–1973)
Ernestine Schumann-Heink (1861–1936)
Annice Sidwells (1902–2001)
Nathalie Stutzmann (1965–)
Vittoria Tesi (1700–1775)

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Letter Re Israel

Letter to the Editor of the Woodstock Times


Regarding the recent spate of anti-Israel letters in this newspaper: It's absurd to claim that all anti-Israel people are really Jew-haters.
Only 99.73% are.

I mean, if you think that Israel has a right to exist, you can understand why its government felt obliged to attack a place that has hurled thousands of rockets into its civilian areas. If there have been relatively few civilian deaths in Israel as a result of those rockets, it's because Israel has been careful to protect its citizens. And let's not forget that Arab terrorists have exploded numerous bombs in Israel -- in buses, pizza parlors, even at a religious gathering at a hotel –- killing hundreds of civilians.

Besides, the inhabitants of Gaza voted for Hamas, a terrorist organization that wants to wipe Israel off the map.

Was Israel's response disproportionate? Apparently it wasn't enough. Hamas is still firing rockets!

So, why are certain letter-writers such Jew-haters?

1. As children, they learned that the Jews killed Jesus. Actually, Lenny Bruce, the social commentator, killed Jesus. "I was drunk at the time," he confessed. "I'm sorry and I won't do it again." Seriously, anti-Semitism is ingrained in people throughout the
world -- thanks to the “they-killed-Jesus” slur. (I myself happen to be anti-English – for the very good reason that they burned Joan of Arc at the stake.)

2. Jews tend to be guilty of financial crimes. An old study reached that conclusion. The same study found that Catholics tend to be guilty of crimes of violence and Protestants guilty of sex crimes. Personally, I prefer to be cheated by an occasional Jew to being mugged by a Catholic or sexually attacked by a Protestant. Anyway, Jews are disproportionately involved in finance because many countries in the past refused to let them enter other occupations, like farming.

3. Most important, Jew-haters are life's losers. They are successful neither in love nor in their careers nor in their friendships. They're lonely and bitter. And they have (they believe) so much talent! So, who's responsible? Those %!#*&&! Jews! They're the ones who monopolize success! They win all those Nobel Prizes! Jon Stewart, Kevin Youkilis, Philip Roth, Scarlett Johannson, everywhere you look, you find successful Jews! “That's why I'm such a pathetic loser! The Jews have monopolized success! Those damn Jews are keeping me miserable and unloved!” As Mark Twain nicely put it, anti-Semitism is the “swollen envy of pygmy minds.”

4. Of course, Jew-haters also tend to be dumb, shallow, full of rage, and ignorant -- which perhaps, just perhaps, helps account for their lowly stations in life.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Re Wagner

From What Did The Think of the Jews? by Allan Gould

I was saddened by the ugly anti-Jewish references in T.S. Eliot and Hemingway, ...but I was willing to forgive, if not forget; after all, ... if I refused to read the writings of everyone who had negative feelings toward Jews (or blacks, or gays, Catholics, and others), I would have a library so thin, I'd have to turn its few remaining books sideways to fill out the shelves. The do-gooder in me...longed to believe that one HAD to be a good person in order to create great Art, but I soon knew better; sexists have written great books; racists have painted great pictures; anti-Semites have built wonderful buildings, even impressive civilizations. C'est la vie.

Faulkner

He was working on a screenplay for the film Background to Danger, with a young writer named Daniel Fuchs.
They didn't hit it off. Fuchs later said he was intimidated by the great novelist.

"You don't cozy to me because you think I'm anti-Semitic," said Faulkner to Fuchs one day.
"Yes," said Fuchs. "How about that?"
"Well, it's troo-oo," Faulkner said. "I dont like Jews--but I don't like Gentiles neither."

Saturday, March 21, 2009

sarah (yuck!) palin

She's in the news again, criticizing Obama for a joke he made about the Special Olympics--

She reminds me of Joe McCarthy--

Utterly without conscience--brazen--arrogant--feeling she can get away with anything-- with blatant lies--with irresponsible statements ("He palled around with terrorists") -- she must have grown up in a family where she dominated everyone--

Someone with authority should nail her-- the way the Senate's condemnation of Sen McCarthy brought him down--

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

to woodstock times: draft

draft

Regarding the recent spate of anti-israel letters in the paper: it's absurd to claim that all anti-Israel people are really Jew-haters.
Only 99% are.

I mean, if you think that Israel has a right to exist, you can understand why its government feels obliged to attack a place that has sent THOUSANDS of rockets into its civilian area. If there have been few deaths in Israel as a result of those rockets, it's because Israel has been careful to protect its citizens. And let's not forget that (a) Arab terrorists have exploded numerous bombs in Israel--in buses, pizza parlors, and (b) the inhabitants of Gaza voted for Hamas, a terrorist organization that wants to wipe Israel off the map. Was Israel's response disproportioate? It wasn't enough! Hamas is still firing rockets!

So, why are people like (names) such Jew haters?

1. As children, they learned that the Jews killed Jesus. Actually, Lennie Bruce, the social commentator, killed Jesus. "I was drunk at the time," he confessed. "I'm sorry and I won't do it again." Seriously, anti-Semitism is ingrained in people throughout the world--thanks to the they-killed-Jesus myth.

2. Jews tend to be guilty of financial crimes. An old study reached that conclusion. The same study found that Catholics tend to be guilty of crimes of violence and Protestants guilty of sex crimes. Personally, I prefer to be cheated by an occasional Jew to being mugged by a Catholic or sexually attacked by a Protestant.

3. Jew-haters like (names) are life's losers. They are successful neither in love nor in their careers nor in their friendships. They're lonely and bitter. And they have (they believe) so much talent! So, who's responsible? Those damn Jews! They're the ones who monopolize success! They win all those Nobel Prizes! Jon Stewart, (names), everywhere you look you find successful Jews! That's why I'm NOT successful! The Jews are keeping me lonely and miserable and unloved!

4. Of course, Jew-haters also tend to be dumb, shallow, full of rage, and ignorant -- which perhaps, just perhaps, helps account for their lowly station in life.

Warren Boroson
Woodstock
845-679-2348

Monday, March 16, 2009

James Bednar is a liar

James Bednar of Northern NJ and of the NJ Real Estate Report

is an unmitigated liar.

He has written that I quietly sold my house in Glen Rock while urging readers of my financial column in a local newspaper to buy houses.

I OFTEN wrote about selling my house; I was featured in a Kiplinger's article about people selling houses--with a huge photo of me.

I NEVER urged anyone to buy a house, although I quoted real-estate people saying that.

So, I want James Bednar, the liar, whenever he Googles himself, to see my message that he is a bald-faced LIAR.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

More on: On Being Jewish

My friend continued:

The second reason I'm upset when non-Jews talk about my Jewishness is that I've been subjected to anti-Semitism, especially when I was a kid.

* Coming home from college in NY, on a bus, I sat next to a drunk who subjected me to a long tirade against Jews. We were too clannish. I sat there and said nothing. People around us expressed their unhappiness. I should have changed seats. These days, I'm not so meek--and would have said something back.

*Working at the NY Stock Exchange, I regularly encountered a stockbroker--or worker -- who ranted against Jews. Angrily. No one said anything. Not even the Jews. I still have fantasies of punching him in the mouth.

"Going to or coming home from a Hebrew school in New Jersey, I tried to hide my Hebrew books--so the non-Jewish boys who saw me and saw that I was Jewish wouldn't taunt me and chase me.

*I applied for a job at an employment agency. The man interviewed before me was treated with infinite courtesy. I was given the bum's rush. The interviewer was filled with hostility--her eyes burned with hatred. My cousin Roberta later told me that that agency was notorious for its anti-Semitism.

*In Hawaii, I was having drinks with a nice couple I had just met. Where do you go to church? The man asked. I go to a synagogue, I said. Without a word, he abruptly put his drinks away and he and his wife left. The wife looked unhappy.

*As a kid, I went to a YMCA summer camp. Full of anti-Semitism. This was in the 1940s. When a new kid came to camp, and was friendly toward me, I knew the friendship would end when he learned I was Jewish. Overt anti-Semitism. I was always being challenged to fights. My older brother was forever defending me--and fighting the Christian kids during Friday night fights. (Lots of public anti-Semitism in the 1940s.)

*A neighbor, a child named Dorner, and I were arguing. She said No Jew is going to talk to me like that! And slapped me across the face. On the few occasions I saw her after that, she looked at me ashamed.

*My parents were buying a summer house. The builder kept making anti-Semitic remarks. My parents said nothing to him, but talked about it among themselves.

*A friend of my brother's was tryin to get into medical school--unsuccessfully. This was in the 1940s. He changed his name from Solomon to something very Christian--Jones, for instance. He complained that new medical-school applications now asked, if you changed your name, what was it before? He never became a doctor.

I could go on. But my point is: When other people bring up my Jewishness, I expect the worst.

To be continued.

A friend writes: On Being Jewish

The friend writes:

"A barber, after cutting my hair, said, 'Happy holidays.' Jewish holidays were approaching. "Christmas isn't for quite a while yet," I said, genuinely puzzled. "No," he said, "I meant the Jewish holidays."

"I was upset. When non-Jews mention that I'm Jewish, I'm uncomfortable. Although my wife sees nothing wrong with the barber, an Italian, identifying me as Jewish.

"Why am I upset?

"1. The barber was saying, 'I can identify Jews. All Jews are alike.' Maybe I should have responded, I guess my big nose gave me away. Or was it my odeur Judaica? (In the Middle Ages, Jews were said to smell differently. Thos. Jefferson actually wrote that blacks smelled differently.) Or I might have responded: 'Actually, I'm a wop. A guinea. But I'm unusually smart for being a greaseball.' (I suspect he knew I was Jewish because I talk literarily, being an editor.)


Thinking about it, I can recall two other occurrences where people started talking about my Jewishness:

Recently, someone at a club I belong to said to me, I suppose you know German because you know Yiddish. I responded, angrily, I studied German in college. (True.) He noticed my anger--and has since avoided me. (I must have pronounced a few German words in his vicinity.)

In college, I wrote a paper on Chaucer's anti-Semitism. A fellow student, Michael Goldman, sidled up to me and said, I read our paper and I suppose you're Jewish. I froze. And I walked away. (I've been puzzled, over the years, why I had done that.)

to be continued

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

West Side Story

I saw the preview of the revival--pretty good--the Anita was the star--

good singer, good dancer, good actress--and she got the most applause!

tony and maria were just ok--

the dancing was the best thing about the show--

in the original, was Tony told that Maria had been shot to death? I don'r remember that--

Sunday, March 08, 2009

The Operatic Life

The strange thing about a singer's destiny is that you have to renounce everything for its sake, and then it's all over in a flash.
The imprint we leave behind is like the snow you see falling this afternoon; tomorrow it will be gone, and there will be nothing. Yes, a few people will remember, but only for a very short time.


Lisa della Casa

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Slumdog Millionaire


An inadvertent, perhaps, explanation of the capitalist system.

In India, despite the poverty, the disparity between the rich and the poor, the corruption, the violence, the do-nothing police, Indians accept their otherwise intolerable conditions because…


there’s a teen-tiny chance of someone’s becoming a millionaire.

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Friday, March 06, 2009

Popular Song During the Great Depression

"Don't Tell My Mother I'm a Banker--She Thinks I Play the Piano in a Whore House"

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Astonishing Comment

Lotte Lehmann, the opera singer, once said that she had seen a performance of Turandot--

and the singer who sang Turandot was better than she herself was!





(I'll have to doublecheck this--I do have a biography of LL out from my library.)